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Posted By Karlie on 10/17/18 - Bookmark Messed Up Shit

So I was with this chick the other night. Things were going really well. She was smoking hot and I had been hard since the beginning of the date. She was just so seductive. She reached over and touched my hand several times during dinner and in the car when she laughed she would reach over and put her hand on my leg. So my cock had been hard for a couple hours by now. When we got back to my place we started kissing and I could tell she was down to fuck. As soon as I realized I was golden my cock started really throbbing.

She took off her shirt and had the nicest rack. Big firm perky tits. When she dropped to her knees I thought I was going to explode right then. I held back and put my cock in her mouth. She was fantastic. After only a couple licks I accidentally shot my load all over her face.

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Posted By Admin on 10/16/18 - Bookmark Messed Up Shit

When it comes to porn preferences, I think a lot more of us are complete selfish assholes than we care to admit. There are times when I just want to see a guy completely splitting a cute girl. I mean stuffing her so deep that you almost expect the jizz to shoot out her eye sockets when he cums. I like watching the loss of innocence and I like seeing assholes stretched to the point of gaping.

It isn’t about the girl. I mean of course I want the chicks to look good and it’s great if they pant and moan for it, but in the end, I just want to watch those little fuck holes getting used while the almighty cock gets off. Maybe that makes me a horrible person, but it also makes me an excellent porn consumer. It’s because of guys like me being willing to pay to see those scenes, that those cute girls are able to make such good money.

I found myself quite fulfilled watching monster cocks destroying petite teens earlier this afternoon. You can enjoy all that hardcore action too when you get a $20 discount to Broken Teens here.

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Posted By Admin on 10/15/18 - Bookmark Messed Up Shit specializes in kinky porn and fetish, and I’ve got to tell you, they’ve got shit that even surprised me. One of the many niches they cover is wet and messy, and they crank it up to some really next level stuff.

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Posted By Karlie on 09/26/18 - Bookmark Messed Up Shit

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Posted By Admin on 09/08/18 - Bookmark Messed Up Shit

Alexa Grace works for a real asshole. He berates and humiliates her over even the tiniest of mistakes, but she doesn’t quit. Instead, the obedient blonde continues coming into work every day despite the abuse. She is willing to do anything to please her boss and keep him happy with her.

This scene really puts her commitment to her employer to the test. Alexa has turned in a report with an error in it and her boss is not happy. In fact, he is so outraged that he spanks her. He insists that she get down on all fours and crawl. Alexa does as she is told and ends up crawling straight over to his rock hard cock. He insists that she suck him to make up for the report.

Once he realizes just how far his submissive secretary will go to keep her job, he wastes no time taking advantage and claiming master status. He strips her naked and feeds her a big load of cum. Alexa swallows.

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Posted By Admin on 07/08/18 - Bookmark Messed Up Shit

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Posted By Admin on 04/19/18 - Bookmark Messed Up Shit

Sure, this pretty girl looks sweet and innocent, the scene quite clean, but I’m telling you – when you use this Drilled XXX discount to save 75% you’re not just getting a deal on some regular Joe-Schmoe anal porn site. This one is intense and extra raunchy. They use gorgeous babes with super-tight assholes and majorly hung dudes to really stretch and gape those pretty little asses. Sometimes you’ll even find a dude cramming his fingers in her butthole right along with his fat dick.

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Posted By Admin on 02/28/18 - Bookmark Messed Up Shit

First of all, focus on the present. This is the best advice I could give you. A lot of guys fail with finding their sexmatch online because they keep focusing on their past failures. They keep dwelling on the times where chick rejected them. Well, those chicks are long gone. Either they’ve gotten fat, got married, got hooked on drugs, got pimped and turned into prostitutes. Whatever the fuck happened to them, they’re in the past.

Leave them be. They are gone. The worst thing that you can do is to let these hurtful words and nasty actions of the past poison your present. You have to remember that your present does not float around in a vacuum. It’s not some sort of point in time that has no meaning. Your present is actually laying your foundation down to your future. If you allow the past to keep poisoning your present, then you won’t have much of a future.

Do you see where I’m coming from? I know that this sounds metaphysical. I know that it sounds almost philosophical and spiritual, but it is extremely practical. There are too many guys that are good-looking, work out at the gym, have a lot of many. Have great jobs, and can’t get pussy for the life of them. Seriously, why? They let the past fuck up their present. Let it go.

Just because you’re a complete and total failure in the past, doesn’t necessarily mean that you have to continue living your life in the here and now. Choose to live a different life in the here and now. Be the master of your own life. Do you see where I’m coming from here? Good.

Second, you have to take the bull by the horns. You can’t just expect a hot looking woman to message you out of nowhere. Unless of course you’re using LOL. You can’t expect your friends to do your legwork for you when it comes to meeting the opposite sex. You have to get up there. You have to get up to the plate and swing your bat. Sure, some guys have to keep swinging their bats thousands of times until they get hit. But if that’s what it takes, then do it.

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Posted By Admin on 02/20/18 - Bookmark Messed Up Shit

I’m curious as to how much of an impact fake cum has had on German Goo Girls since it hit the market.

I’m particularly wondering because so many sites have sprung up since then and some have taken it to the absolute ridiculous. They’re not hard to find, just do a quick search and you’ll see chicks that look like they were involved in an accident with a fleet of yogurt trucks and I’m hardly exaggerating, it’s a fucking clown show.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, German Goo Girls isn’t faking a thing and are keeping on keeping it real for those that have a fetish for the genuine thing as opposed to some B-grade futuristic looking nonsense punting themselves in the same genre.

I actually feel that there will be a split in the genre for this exact reason in the not to distant future.

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Posted By Admin on 12/28/17 - Bookmark Messed Up Shit

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Posted By Admin on 11/12/17 - Bookmark Messed Up Shit

Seriously, why do we, men, always have to take it gently and romantically with the ladies? “Don’t fuck me like a rabbit, women don’t like that”. Fuck off already bitch!

Sometimes you really just want to fuck hard and I’m not saying women never want to, or that no women want to, but the majority don’t. At least in my experience.

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And here, the chicks love it. They love being submissive and take a ramming. No problem with getting slugged up the ass either or knotted up against a wall, as long there’s a cock in them.

It reminds me of that joke; What’s the most active muscle in a women’s body? The penis!

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Posted By Admin on 11/01/17 - Bookmark Messed Up Shit

For those of you married or in relationships, I don’t know if your sex life is anything like mine, but mine is borderline shit. I mean, I get laid, don’t get me wrong, but the majority of the time she acts like she’s doing me a fucking favor. Like, she gets off too, but for some reason she acts like it’s a chore she has to do. And when it does happen, it’s always really vanilla, boring sex. I’m lucky if I can ever get a blow job out of her.

That’s why when I slip off to watch porn, I don’t want to watch boring run of the mill shit. I like to see the freaky stuff. The stuff I don’t get to experience in real life, so why not fantasize a bit about some filthy sluts who actually crave cock.

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Posted By Admin on 09/25/17 - Bookmark Messed Up Shit

I was a little taken back when I first laid eyes on this picture showing that huge cock entering this bitch’s tight pink pussy. You see, it’s kind of messed up to see that from Evil Angel. They’re kind of notorious for hot anal sex. Okay, so it’s not that messed up. Anyway, here’s where you can get your best Evil Angel discount for 83% off on yearly passes. If you didn’t know, it’s a massive fucking network full of hot porn shit. When you grab this deal you’re saving 87% off full price.

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Posted By Admin on 09/02/17 - Bookmark Messed Up Shit

Hold on a sec, let me adjust this bitch’s scream. You see, you can only do it with a pair of pliers and you’ve got to pinch her bean slightly and gauge her level of fear to get the sound you want. You might have to dip some fingers into that fearful, quivering pussy or reach up and bite down on one of those hard nipples to get the pitch just right.

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Posted By Admin on 08/21/17 - Bookmark Messed Up Shit

If you want to know what messed up shit I’ve been doing lately, I’ve just been streaming videos from Cherry Pimps you can play on mobiles devices. The fact that I can play it on my cell phone means I can take all of their kinky videos with me wherever I go.

Just the other day I popped my ear buds in and watched this hot video of Natasha Starr and Kate England while I was at work! No one around me was any the wiser, I just had to keep adjusting to hide my boner. That’s pretty messed up!

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