I’m referring to Brazzers as “club best” because holy hell they’re stuff is impressive. I’d been browsing around some special membership deals, comparing sites and networks, prices and quality and these guys are just consistently at the top in every category.

You can get up to 78% off Brazzers.com with this discount and it will buy you a membership into the entire network’s sites. That’s more than 30 sites by the way and they have literally thousands of scenes in their library already and here’s the thing about that. At first I though, how would anyone ever watch all of that, it’s so much, even if you tried and then I realised that you might not even ever get to any of that at all if you just watched the fresh content as its uploaded.

I took this pic from one of the scenes I enjoyed a lot. She wears that schoolgirl uniform so well but it’s her flexibility and balance I was most impressed with. That school desk is so small you can hardly even notice it under her and she manages to pull of that position and get fucked.

I’m curious as to how much of an impact fake cum has had on German Goo Girls since it hit the market.

I’m particularly wondering because so many sites have sprung up since then and some have taken it to the absolute ridiculous. They’re not hard to find, just do a quick search and you’ll see chicks that look like they were involved in an accident with a fleet of yogurt trucks and I’m hardly exaggerating, it’s a fucking clown show.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, German Goo Girls isn’t faking a thing and are keeping on keeping it real for those that have a fetish for the genuine thing as opposed to some B-grade futuristic looking nonsense punting themselves in the same genre.

I actually feel that there will be a split in the genre for this exact reason in the not to distant future.

For the real thing and sweet deals check out this Goo Girls Discount.

Seriously, why do we, men, always have to take it gently and romantically with the ladies? “Don’t fuck me like a rabbit, women don’t like that”. Fuck off already bitch!

Sometimes you really just want to fuck hard and I’m not saying women never want to, or that no women want to, but the majority don’t. At least in my experience.

You can also see some messed up shit with this discount to Pascals Sub Sluts. A lot of hair pulling, facing fucking, ass slapping and BDSM stuff. Hard fucking!

And here, the chicks love it. They love being submissive and take a ramming. No problem with getting slugged up the ass either or knotted up against a wall, as long there’s a cock in them.

It reminds me of that joke; What’s the most active muscle in a women’s body? The penis!